Male
She gives suggestions
He’d rather skip
Female
She left a fifty
Male
He didn’t tip
Both
His style is truly tragic
Hers is tragically hip
The perfect romance
Male
He likes things simple
Female
But she’s complex
Male
He follows structures
Female
Which she rejects
He’s really only with her
‘Cause he want back his ex
Both
The perfect romance
Male
They couldn’t be
Less suited for each other
Female
I completely agree
But don’t you see
That that’s what makes them perfect
For one another
Male
She’ll try to teach him
All that she knows
Female
Their good intentions-
Male
Oh! What are those?
They quickly all go back
But, sadly that’s how it goes
Both
The perfect romance
The perfect romance
The perfect romance